the day is fathers day 2014
you have been inside your house for a week to prevent yourself from being infected by the dad outbreak. a dad, YOUR dad suddenly breaks through the door. tears fill your eyes.
"DAD, GET BACK, I’M SERIOUS!"
"hello, serious" the beast grins, revealing rows of jagged teeth "i’m dad."
Ok the dad jokes are getting out of control
Aang: Name a penguin preserve after me
Sokka: Put my boomerang on the highest pedestal you can find and have it cleaned every day
Toph: Su, you inherit my melon lord title. Lin, you can have that sofa you liked to nap on
Suki: Can we not have the village back on Kyoshi Island that close to the Unagi's bay like why did anyone wanna live that close to a sea monster
Katara: Kya you can have my most prized possession since Bumi would wreck it and Tenzin's bald: the Water Tribe Girl's Guide to Hair Loopies
Zuko: My grandson already took my voice so I guess that leaves all the honor to my daughter
"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people
*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????
Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?
It is like pure gold <3
Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.
I love learning
The Hunger Games, Actual Teen style!
On the left, 15-year-old Josh Hutcherson.
On the right, 16-year-old Jennifer Lawrence.
Think how much creepier it would be to see them killing other kids when they look so squishy-cheeked and little.
"Think how much creepier it would be to see them killing other kids when they look so squishy-cheeked and little."
THAT’S THE POINT SUZANNE COLLINS WAS TRYING TO MAKE
Think about these cute squishy kids being forced into a romance in order to survive
And the threat of these cute squishy kids being forced into prostitution after the games are over.
WHAT THE HELL MUM
I’d be happy with a mom like that
I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea.
Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.
Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France
That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore